Haha...! I noe its damn boliao but...

Its a boring & slpy Thursday morn but i was surfing thru the forums & came across some comments from the boys abt their NS days :D

"When is life so good in Tekong Country Club these days??? Booking out on saturdays is considered PEANUTS. Still remember the canteen uncle in Camp 3 during those days where he would smuggle cigarettes to sell to recruits secretly & recruits made to stand in the middle of the parade square to shout vulgarities "Cxxx Bx...Cxxx Bx...Cxxx Bx..." non-stop as punishments for using the foul language during night snack ;D"

"Reporting sick for the first time, amazed by how big the place is, realizing that some people are more equal than orders (queue no.s are not in order, esp when you are botak)"

"Getting your nuts fried when you prone doing 'superman' exercises in afternoon at the parade square."

"Every wednesday night; popping malaria pills, leaving it on your tongue and letting your PC verify before you swallow it before signing the I-have-eaten form."

"Best experience for me in army was seeing my 8 pac wash board tummy after jungle trainin in Brunei.. haha.. 2 pacs mysteriously disappeared after countless plates of prata and burger tat same nite(anyone still knows whether the prata and burger pple at lakium camp are still there?) Eating was like orgasmic, after having starved for 8 days and walkin thru the damn river to get out."

"Still remember the chemical room, where u wear like an astronaut with mask on. then u go inside & take off the mask ,then say your name ,rank & ic, then u feel 'damn shiok' ,then they let u go outside to cry & vomit."

Haha...back to work now...zzz....