Singaporeans

I tink i was msging XW abt it ytday morning. I simply cannt stand some of the ways of our fellow Singaporeans. Our next generation are gona turn out to be selfish dumbasses who duno the meaning of SHAME.

I reach the BL mrt every morn abt 7.05am. If i reach SK mrt at this time, there's SURE to be seats. But for BL, wait long long hor cos its simply too crowded. But if u manage to stand rite at the entrance of the mrt when it arrives, u do have a 70% chance of getting a seat.

I was standing near the entrance but not too near cos i dun wan to risk falling into the mrt tracks *shivers* I waited for 5mins but still, not one train arrives. But its 'too early', the train frequency not so high. Then, as i was daydreaming, there were these 2 young boys barely 6yrs old. They pushed me & another guy to stand rite at the entrance. I din bother cos young kids wat rite, who cares wat they do. But the minute the mrt arrives, b4 passenagers can even alight, i heard one KNN si char bo at the back urging the 2 boys in a loud voice "Go Dennis go, juz go!!!" when the boys were sort of waiting for the passengers to alight. So they pushed thru & of cos gotten 3 seats by using a hand to 'chope' the seat for the si char bo who's their mum! Unluckily, i manage to get a seat next to the mum who slowly swayed into the mrt & sit next to her 2 boys. The best part has yet to come. They alighted at Jurong East~

U see, i dun understd this at all. BL to Jurong East is a mere 4 stops!!!! One stop mayb abt 3mins only? Stand 12mins will die???! I realised dat most of the kiasu ppl who push & elbow thru their way into the mrt in the morn are those who alight b4 Clementi. This is reali crap loh...the stupid mum is juz setting a wrong example for her young sons. So these 2 boys will grow up to be un-gentlemen who dash their way into the mrt & pretend to fall aslp when pregnant ladies & elderly stand near them.

Another type of useless bums is those who lean against the poles in the mrt so dat they can read papers. Normally, i tink its fine but not during peak hours. Isit reali dat impt?? Die die must read in the mrt? Its already so crowded but still not auto at all & take up even more space by reading the papers.

There is also this weird habit dat i've noticed in my office building. Ppl dash home the minute its 6pm. Fine...but the prob is, when i enter the life, its 9th floor, 10th floor being the highest. In order to get to the mrt faster, i see ppl pressing both the 'open' & 'close' buttons & amazingly, the lift will bypass all other floors & go to the 1st floor in super fast speed.

But there r entertaining incidents too. One is this woman who applied FULL make-up while standing in NEL. Its totally amazing. She applies moisturiser, slaps on foundation, did her eyebrows & curled her eyelashes. Followed by mascara, blusher & lipstick. A few ppl like me were openly staring at her but she totally bo-chap. And kept inspecting her face with her mirror thereafter. Sibei good...Its like digging ur nose in public but she did it with 'flair' & speed.

Another annoying thing is ppl who fall aslp in the mrt & u happen to b the unlucky one who sits beside him/her. Everytime the mrt starts/stop, his/her head & the whole body will lean towards u. I duno isit juz me but i HATE body contact of any kind in the mrt. Unless its so crowded & its so bobian else i rather stand than sit beside those slpy idiots. Yeah, i noe its not their fault for being slpy but its certainly not mine! Kaoz kaoz kaoz.

Oh yes, and those who cough w/o covering the mouths. Such ppl quite common in NEL & they usually alight at Chinatown, lol. Old folks...

Im getting pissed with members of the public who juz keep calling my line to ask me wat happens if they nv attend court, they submit appeal already but no response, wat to write if need to submit appeal, can send him/her an acknowledge dat we have receive liao, ask abt who's the one in charge etc. These r the kind of ppl who dun engage their own counsels & call to expect free legal advice from us. Im sori dat im not legally trained & im not paid dat kind of $ to dish out advice. If im dat capable, i wouldnt be answering ur bloody calls. No-one asked u to scold vulgarities at the police rite? No-one forced u to speed, no-one asked u to tamper with parking coupons & pls dun go MoS to molest char boh can? By the way, Mustafa always kenna shoplifting cases ;D Dun hapi hapi go beat ur wife & expect leniency or cook up the excuse dat although ur alcohol limit is way over the legal limit, no accidents occur, no-one is injured & u only intend to drive to the nearest petrol station to pee. U drink & drive, u juz jolly well pray there's no roadblock or nv kenna accident else later like Christopher Lee how?

Ok, enuf of complaining..its a good day to complain. Chris supposed to run marathon but was cancelled due to the rain & he's now on his way home to snooze. I tink he's gg to slp real late again tonite & im gg to end up real tired again tml. I hope tml comes fast cos i need some decent rest...