Irritating People

You noe how some ppl juz irks u to the bone?? Now dat im in the company for 10mths, i manage to know some interesting but also 2 annoying fucks.

There is this one short & wrinkled woman. She's from the library & rumoured to be a spinster. Nothing against spinsters ok. But i dun understd why she has to go around, spreading news dat she has an ang moh bf & dat he's v rich & he wants to come to sg & buy property for her so dat they can b together etc & how dat ang moh bf says dat he has nv met anyone like her & he's totally mesmerized by her. I totally dun believe dat such thick-skinned ppl exist but she proved me wrong by trying to flaunt her imaginary bf in front of my colleague who looked like she wana die from listening to her gross lies. "Oh, he keeps telling me dat i've made him the happiest man on earth simply by being myself". I was like, wtf! She's super short. I'll give her a 1.45m? Her dressing grosses me to the max. Why wear low-cut tops when the boobs are like, sagged to the waist liao? Her hair looks like invaded bird's nest. And she's so jealous of younger women. Its not our fault that our parents had sex later than yours rite? She was like telling me, oh my bf prefers older women cos we are more mature, so more substance lidat loh. Helo??! I duno im suay or wat but everytime im combing my hair or adjusting my top, she will magically appear at my side & say, aiyo so vain ar, no work to do isit, later i tell ur boss leh! Is she trying to be chummy or be a bitch? She will look at my photo with Chris & say, actually, ur hubby also not v good-looking hor...but i guess he shld be quite well-off rite? .............. No, Chris is definitely not good-looking but im not good-looking either so there. She's forever trying to fish for info. The real eng one is her.

Another irritating fuck is this woman who keeps buying things NON-STOP & complains she has no $! I mean, even $2 for white-gold also dun have meh? Reali cheapo. She will shop during lunch & after work & parade her buys to ppl around her but when it comes to donations, dun even expect a cent from her hor. Still got the cheek to say her bf & parents sponsor some of the purchases mah. Shameless. 28 liao loh! But i think i find everything abt her shameless ever since she says she has no $ to give white gold, lol. I hardly see her wear the same outfit twice. She's always walking near the counter & tink the IOs are admiring her but a few IOs told me, they are juz curious why a lump of fats keep parading around. I tink she got bf, she shld be thankful already. And pls, the money u spend on clothes alone, can probably get you reali good slimming sessions with any reputable slimming salons. But since ur heart is so black, no matter how slim u are, also makes no diff.

My colleague tried to 'counsel' me, saying dat ppl who like to boast, like to hear ppl praise & admire them are quite pitiful becos they lack self-esteem mah. U dun hear confident ppl gg around flaunting or showing off rite? So juz do a good deed by smiling & nodding ur head loh. I was like, wah lidat also can. She say why not? Everyday face such fucks, skin also become so thick until dao1 qiang1 bu4 ru4. I think i agree with her.