Very Mah Fan

Applied for SCB today as it was the only bank which doesnt require payslips. I tried to print Chris's payslips at the NS website but cant. Knew from Avril dat they have to print themselves at camp from the intranet or something. Stupid..

Something went wrong. Cos i wasen paid in May as AGC wasen able to pay me in time, hence i got double pay in June. But SCB wasen satisfied with my explanation & requested for my lastest payslip. I was like, helo?? Im not even the main applicant!!! And i dun even pay income tax!!! I earn freaking little loh.

Still...the guy is courteous & reminds me of a hair-dryer becos his name is Philip. I duno why but i always associate the brand with hair-dryers loh.

Feeling quite excited abt our new home but also constantly calculating this & dat until sometimes, i reali no mood to do anything else but rot at home cos gg out would juz mean spend $. In fact, i consider a meal of $16 consisting of sambal kang kong & stingray with 3 bowls of rice extravagant. I tink we r eating so much of the uncle's kang kong & stingray dat now, he charges us $12 nia. Wuhahaahah...

Was complaining to this fren dat im now breaking out sibei jialat & duno isit becos of the **** but he sniggered & told me dat its more likely due to my constant sambal kang kong + stingray. He says those r very very heaty food. Must eat with cold cold beer. I duno if he's reali being sincere abt his advice??? So shld i stop my sambal intake or take sambal with beer? But i do notice dat i get NO PIMPLES when i consume a fairly large quantity of beer. But wat i get in return is a big beer belly. How ar? Shld i stop my **** ??? Its been near 3 weeks...no improvement at all.

Im sleepy already. I noe i've been doing nothing but im still sleepy. Gota go catch my slp and hope when i wake up tml, the pimple in my nostril will burst liao. Cos im having running nose as well (happens every single nite) & its v pain lar..cannt clear nose properly cos the pimple in the way but if dun clear, will drip to my lips. Very gross i noe~