Depressed Over Driving

Im actually feeling quite ok but i came across a few posts on this car forum on female drivers..Some r pretty funi ;D

"My wifey drives everyday to work....sounds like a season driver. But she only knows how to go from home to office....vice visa. Miss one exit...thats IT. I have to come get her. So i pray like siao everytime she drives."

"The first time i try driving to my office first, thereafter she drives to her office. Purposely drive into a slip road to change driver. KNS....while she turn out into the main road....mount the kerb on her left side.....almost crush my foot. I have to jump one side."

"Ever since I've start driving, all accidents I saw involve men only. Yesterday alone, I've saw three accidents altogether when i'm on the way to work and from work to home, they are all men... so pls don't be so bias against women.."

"Haha, don't forget a poor sense of direction as well, especially at night ! My aunt who has been living in BKK for over ten years still cannot find her way out of Chinatown over there unless accompanied by someone else, till this day. A case of 鬼遮眼 ?"

"If men drivers are reckless and women drivers are careless, what about gay drivers ?"

"Yeah women drivers are indeed safer drivers than men; they hug the steering wheel so tightly so at least the steering wheel is safe when accident happens."

"I have to agree that sitting inside a car with a lady driver makes me feel very safe but ditto for the rest of the road users!! :D "

"I experienced one lady who keep high-beaming me only to find out that she actually wanted to signal left but dun seem to know how to use the signal indicator."

I admit, im a bad driver...I cant even park properly for god's sake. I havent driven for a few weeks already & the last time i drove resulted in a mad quarrel between me & Chris & i sped all the way to the destination. Lucky nv kenna caught by speed camera cos Chris Ang screamed like mad at me. Its so sian to drive beside someone who does nothing but criticise & belittle (whether he means it anot). He keeps saying that he's only 'teaching' me & scold me is for me to get better at driving. Looks like it aint happening & now, i refuse to drive totally. And i reali tink i drive much better w/o him around. So my advise to all: Do not get a driving license. I reali regret getting one.